BoBos Around the Area
DILBERTS RULES OF ORDER
1. I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow
is not looking good either.
2. I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make
as they go flying by.
3. Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it.
4. Accept that some days you are the pigeon and some days the statue.
5. Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there
the first time, chances are you won't be needing him again.
6. I don't have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem.
7. On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.
8. Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, then
beat you with experience.
9. A pat on the back is only a few centimetres from a kick in the butt.
10. Don't be irreplaceable - if you can't be replaced, you can't be
promoted.
11. The more crap you put up with, the more crap you are going to get.
12. You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a
clipboard.
13. If it wasn't for the last minute, nothing would get done.
14. When you don't know what to do, walk fast and look worried.
15. Following the rules will not get the job done.
16. Don't let yesterday take up too much of today.